He looks like a 40-year-old...he's dominated the college game WITH HIS OFF HAND...and he's younger than me...
(image from trailblazers.com/nba.com)
THE BLAZERS WIN THE DRAFT! THE BLAZERS WIN THE DRAFT!
MOTHERFUCKING GREG ODEN WILL BE A BLAZER!!!!!
NOTHING can take this away from me right now. NOTHING.